is anyone interested in holy bible roleplaying???
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(Source: wartortles)
dear GOD, how does a queer, boyloving, crack-smoking perv find the abuse, damage, punishment, and destruction it so deserves? please hit me back. ~unrepentant faggoperv
I sincerely apologize for making you the middle child, my son.
Will i get tickets to the Justin Bieber concert with Leila Tiffany Evie Emma and Becca Lord almighty?!!
Anonymous
In heaven, “the Justin Bieber concert” is slang for hell. And from what I can tell, no, you’re not not damned to the pit.
But Becca… she might not be so lucky.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU MAN!
Would you give your only begotten son for me?
Yeah. I assumed as much.
The Jesus Christ Adventures
This is scary accurate.
which nebula is god’s nutsac pls tell me
You could think of the universe as a single, ever-expanding nutsac.
I mean… if you really wanted to.
Happy Easter, everyone!
(Source: tothesnakepitwithyou)
The gist.
(Source: angryblackman)
I certainly don’t like yeast.
