#GOD

My bitchslaps are lightning bolts.
Ask me anything, I know everything.
Frequently asked questions.
Present your tithes and offerings.

rnachamp:

is anyone interested in holy bible roleplaying??? 

(Source: landorus)

dear GOD, how does a queer, boyloving, crack-smoking perv find the abuse, damage, punishment, and destruction it so deserves? please hit me back. ~unrepentant faggoperv

I sincerely apologize for making you the middle child, my son. 

qwopette:

god.tumblr.com/tagged/me

Yeah.

qwopette:

god.tumblr.com/tagged/me

Yeah.

Will i get tickets to the Justin Bieber concert with Leila Tiffany Evie Emma and Becca Lord almighty?!!

Anonymous

In heaven, “the Justin Bieber concert” is slang for hell. And from what I can tell, no, you’re not not damned to the pit.

But Becca… she might not be so lucky.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU MAN!

Would you give your only begotten son for me?

Yeah. I assumed as much.

The Jesus Christ Adventures

thefrogman:

This is scary accurate.

truck-sweat:

which nebula is god’s nutsac pls tell me

You could think of the universe as a single, ever-expanding nutsac.

I mean… if you really wanted to.

Happy Easter, everyone!

Happy Easter, everyone!

(Source: tothesnakepitwithyou)

The gist. 

The gist. 

(Source: angryblackman)

I certainly don’t like yeast.

I certainly don’t like yeast.