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DJ Lazarus is spinning at The Temple this Sunday. Wine shots for anyone in the VIP.
Be there or be square. And also possibly banished to the pit of hell.

DJ Lazarus is spinning at The Temple this Sunday. Wine shots for anyone in the VIP.

Be there or be square. And also possibly banished to the pit of hell.