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My bitchslaps are lightning bolts.
Ask me anything, I know everything.
Frequently asked questions.
Present your tithes and offerings.

Honestly, I miss dinosaurs a lot.

froth:

therealgod:

They didn’t have all this booty shaking and popping and locking and cocaine and New Moon and all this craziness.

Sigh.

It’s been a while since I hit you guys with a decent-sized meteor.

Guys, God just updated his tumblr for the first time in forever.  In all seriousness, I think this is the best “Hey, I’m totally God lol” blog I’ve ever read. :’)

Truth be told, hey, I’m totally God lol.