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My bitchslaps are lightning bolts.
Ask me anything, I know everything.
Frequently asked questions.
Present your tithes and offerings.

The Bible isn’t so much a book,

as it is a messed up collection of things that may or may not be relevant but that looked kind of cool together.

But so what? I didn’t bother you when you glued leaves and rhinestones and pictures of The Spice Girls all over your scrapbook.