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My bitchslaps are lightning bolts.
Ask me anything, I know everything.
Frequently asked questions.
Present your tithes and offerings.

It’s funny,

I’m the omniscient, all-powerful creator and sovereign ruler of all matter throughout space, time and reality, yet I’m still stuck doing stupid things like hosting air harp competitions.

I swear to me, this job is going to be theoretical death of me.