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what are you doing for mother's day?

Anonymous

Well, I know JC took Mary out for brunch and now they’re out seeing Thor, but I’m not sure what I’ll do.

I guess I’ll go thank my mother. Wait, I don’t have a mother. Or maybe I’m my own mother. Oh my me… I think I just divided by zero, which I can do by the way.