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Whoa whoa whoa………the Rapture on Saturday?

This is WAAAAAAAAY ahead of schedule.

I was planning on seeing a third reboot of the Spiderman movies and had my fingers crossed for a pregnant Mila Kunis.

I’ve gotta call Jeezy and find out who the heck authorized this thing.