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Random Confession.

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When I was younger, I was always mad at God because I didn’t wake up pretty like I always asked.

You are beautiful no matter what they say, words can’t bring you down. And I don’t care if those are Christina lyrics because it’s the damned truth.

But really, you can’t just ask for something.

I mean, I can make your wish come true. You gotta make a big impression, I gotta like what you do.

(Source: carlsagan-is-my-homeboy)