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My bitchslaps are lightning bolts.
Ask me anything, I know everything.
Frequently asked questions.
Present your tithes and offerings.

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If you’re going to believe in Him, completely believe.

If you’re going to love Him love Him fully.

If you’re going to give Him anything, Give Him your all,

For He gave you the best He had.

For the record this is referring to me, God Almighty, not that cute guy Chad in your history class with the “killer pecs.”