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My bitchslaps are lightning bolts.
Ask me anything, I know everything.
Frequently asked questions.
Present your tithes and offerings.

“What if God was one of us?”

As in “What if God wore Ed Hardy, listened to gangsta rap, and went fake tanning?”

Yeah, not happening.

P.S., it should be “what if God were one of us.” Go to school Joan Osborne. And don’t call me a slob.

And I would never ride a bus.