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My bitchslaps are lightning bolts.
Ask me anything, I know everything.
Frequently asked questions.
Present your tithes and offerings.

Currently watching The Jersey Shore…

I’m seriously fighting off the urge to hurl the Earth straight into the Sun.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ok wht does God think about getting high?

I think it would be hypocritical of me to judge, considering I’m often referred to as “The Most High.”

As long as you stay off of Cloud 9, I’m okay. Clouds 1-34 are my personal clouds.