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My bitchslaps are lightning bolts.
Ask me anything, I know everything.
Frequently asked questions.
Present your tithes and offerings.

Because gravity is only meant to make breasts bouncier.
Not to hold the entire planet together. Never that.
I swear…

Because gravity is only meant to make breasts bouncier.

Not to hold the entire planet together. Never that.

I swear…