God's Tumblr

My bitchslaps are lightning bolts.
Ask me anything, I know everything.
Frequently asked questions.
Present your tithes and offerings.

When we say "like a boss" it's totally you we're talking about. This tumblr needs to be immortal.

If the Lonely Island song “Like A Boss” is about me, I will take deep offense. While I do “promote synergy”, I most certainly do not “shit on Debra’s desk.”

And this blog will, me-willing, continue on until the end of time. So about another year and a half.

Or whatever.