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My bitchslaps are lightning bolts.
Ask me anything, I know everything.
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If god is good why did he make evil ? Satan? Cancer ? Hatred ?
I'm an academic x

Because let’s be honest, a perfect paradise is kind of boring, don’t you think? I mean sure, it’s what we all strive for but once you’re up here there’s no real action besides the VHS copies of the first 3 Star Wars movies and by now we all know them by heart. I need a challenge once in a while and let’s face it: Satan is a challenge… kinda. Not really. I’m GOD, just accept it. 

(This question coming from an obvious Tyler, the Creator fan. There’s only one creator and that’s me.)