In the light of the Anthony Weiner scandal, I’ve been thinking a lot about some of the things I might have said or done that have offended or otherwise hurt billions of a few people over the years. So here’s the game:

1. Go to this website.
2. Choose a bible verse that you would like rewritten (don’t make it a long one, I’m still drowning in Flood paperwork.)
3. Drop it in this baby right here and I’ll see what I can do.

And that’s it. Hit hard. Keep me on my toes.*

*I’m an ethereal, transcendent being. I don’t really have toes per se.