what I hate hearing even more is “balls!”

How can “balls” help you? Jeezy can definitely help you, so calling his name makes some sense. Not that he would, I mean, it’s just a stubbed toe. Man up. 

But “balls”, people? All they do is hang around, pun very intended. 

My point is, next time you hurt yourself doing something stupid, yell “mommy”, “trained medical technician” or “(insert insurance provider here)”.