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My bitchslaps are lightning bolts.
Ask me anything, I know everything.
Frequently asked questions.
Present your tithes and offerings.

If fame means wearing a bunch of office supplies and sex toys, then I think I’ll stay here and wallow in obscurity.
Sorry, but that’s not my thing. Being all-powerful is kind of my gimmick.

If fame means wearing a bunch of office supplies and sex toys, then I think I’ll stay here and wallow in obscurity.

Sorry, but that’s not my thing. Being all-powerful is kind of my gimmick.