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My bitchslaps are lightning bolts.
Ask me anything, I know everything.
Frequently asked questions.
Present your tithes and offerings.

Thanks, Earth! My boy still hasn’t called me, though. If he wasn’t 33, he would be so grounded. 

Thanks, Earth!

My boy still hasn’t called me, though. If he wasn’t 33, he would be so grounded.