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My bitchslaps are lightning bolts.
Ask me anything, I know everything.
Frequently asked questions.
Present your tithes and offerings.

Well… it’s sort of like defamation of character.
Which is bad. Sorta. Not like rape bad, but kinda bad.
…
I might have overlooked some things.

Well… it’s sort of like defamation of character.

Which is bad. Sorta. Not like rape bad, but kinda bad.

…

I might have overlooked some things.

(Source: colormemermaid)