#GOD

rnachamp: is anyone interested in holy bible roleplaying??? …

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 01:32:44 -0500

rnachamp:

is anyone interested in holy bible roleplaying???

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dear GOD, how does a queer, boyloving, crack-smoking perv find the abuse, damage, punishment, and destruction it so deserves? please hit me back. ~unrepentant faggoperv

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 01:04:48 -0500

I sincerely apologize for making you the middle child, my son.

qwopette: god.tumblr.com/tagged/me Yeah.

Tue, 07 Aug 2012 23:58:25 -0400

qwopette:

god.tumblr.com/tagged/me

Yeah.

Will i get tickets to the Justin Bieber concert with Leila Tiffany Evie Emma and Becca Lord almighty?!!

Wed, 23 May 2012 13:41:04 -0400

In heaven, “the Justin Bieber concert” is slang for hell. And from what I can tell, no, you’re not not damned to the pit.

But Becca… she might not be so lucky.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU MAN!

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 01:39:08 -0400

Would you give your only begotten son for me?

Yeah. I assumed as much.

The Jesus Christ Adventures

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 14:44:50 -0400

thefrogman:

This is scary accurate.

truck-sweat: which nebula is god’s nutsac pls tell me You could think of the universe as a single,...

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 00:21:14 -0400

truck-sweat:

which nebula is god’s nutsac pls tell me

You could think of the universe as a single, ever-expanding nutsac.

I mean… if you really wanted to.

Happy Easter, everyone!

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 02:02:00 -0400

Happy Easter, everyone!

The gist.

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 04:36:19 -0500

The gist.

I certainly don’t like yeast.

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 16:24:30 -0500

I certainly don’t like yeast.

The jesest of them all.

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 00:50:40 -0500

The jesest of them all.

I call misquote.

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 18:50:40 -0500

I call misquote.

No fags in heaven. God doesn't like smokers and Jesus doesn't want cancer.

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 17:26:17 -0500

That’s what I’m saying.

If you maintained this blog regularly it would be potentially the most glorious thing on tumblr.

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 16:24:00 -0500

Sorry.

I’m too busy maintaining THE ENTIRETY OF THE COSMOS ENCAPSULATING ALL OF EXISTENCE.

You know what? You’re going to hell.

You’re actually going to hell now.

That just happened.

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Sun, 08 Jan 2012 20:39:31 -0500

You, my child, have too many eyes. I apologize.

Wait a second is longer than a year right?

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:44:49 -0500

Or something like that. What’s time again exactly?

I will smack you, I don’t care how grown you think you are...

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:37:10 -0500

I will smack you, I don’t care how grown you think you are because I’m growner.

I’m growner than everything.

Dear God, please bring to me a cute neighbor who i will become best friends with who is a guy. and one day i will ask him to kiss me because i have never been kissed. and he will do it and realize he loves me and then we will date and get married and be together forever

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:35:20 -0500

No problem.

I’ve put out an order to send your soulmate. His name is Ivan, he’s from Russia. He should be moving to a town somewhere in your state (or an adjacent one) in about 12-13 years. It was the best I could do; it’s hard messing with destiny and getting an exact hit, sorry.

But you guys are perfect for each other! Good luck! I hope it works out.

DJ Lazarus is spinning at The Temple this Sunday. Wine shots for...

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 00:14:12 -0400

DJ Lazarus is spinning at The Temple this Sunday. Wine shots for anyone in the VIP.

Be there or be square. And also possibly banished to the pit of hell.

Basically.

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 16:39:48 -0400

Basically.