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The Jesus Christ Adventures

thefrogman:

This is scary accurate.

Um. 
Help him up? Stop making making weird coloring books?
Just spitballing here.

Um. 

Help him up? Stop making making weird coloring books?

Just spitballing here.

(Source: christiannightmares)